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EXPLOSION. A tiny point of light in the black black void. A sudden instance of time where there was only timelessness. Exploding out with all of the pent-up energy of the universe, a billion-trillion-zillion suns galaxies universes. All white all light everywhere. Exploding outward at the speed of light the speed of time itself. Beyond power beyond energy. White white light everywhere expanding in all six directions all eleven dimesions simultaneously. Expanding expanding engulfing everything. Nothing.

PAIN!
What? Black… where the fuck am I? AH, THIS HURTS. Goddammit mutherfucker shit. Son of a fuck. You fucking douchebags. How the fuck in hell did I get here? Shivering. It’s fucking cold. I am fucking cold and clammy. And my whole body hurts. Huh?

CLANG!

OW! Huh? … What the … WATER? UHhh… How the fuck did I get in here? Some kind of hyperbaric … no, hyperbole … no, no, stupid, uh, uh … sensory deprivation tank! Right, that’s it! I’m Shivering, freezing. How the hell did I get here? What the… you motherfucks put me in here…

Slam! CLANG!

… 

YO, ASSHOLES! LET ME OUT!

Nothing.

Sonofabitches locked me in here … hey … wait … I … I can’t remember … shit! … who the FUCK AM I?

Slam! CLANG! … SlamCLANG! SlamCLANG! SlamCLANG! LET … ME … THE … FUCK … OUT! AAAHHHH!

Muted voices: Derm perb lerb slerp … ew. Smmbt ferrt uf uf … BRIGHT! crack of white light.

Bright! CHRIST! My eyes! White light. This coffin opening, more white. Two white blurs moving around in this white place.

Voice 1: … for subject 446beta6dash46 normal one. Temp 36.61 Cee and rising. Bee Pee normal to high. Normal one. Chemical purge complete … response level point nine nine nine normal. Normal one. Trans normal …

Voice 2: Yeah? he seems a bit more pissed off than the other one.

Voice 1: … Eh …

One of you ASSHOLES better tell me what the FUCK is going on, or I am … going … to … fucking …

Voice 1: … yeah … within normal range …

Voice 2: Ya think?

Voice 1: … yeah … well this happens sometimes … sedatives?

Voice 2: Sedatives.

Voice 1: 446beta6 inject pointfivezero, no … inject onepointzero, methlolethloextrazine-D.

Voice 2: That oughta do it. Close the tank.

What? … Don’t Fucking do that you … OWW!

CLANG! Dark.

You sons of fu… bisshrllppp … mmmfffff …

Darkness. No time. A dream.