Yes. Someone has created a WIKI to translate the Bible into LOLCat-speak. You can start here, with Genesis 1. Or, check out this passage from Exodus 2:

11 Moses all growup now!. Wun dayz he go see his frenz. they is workin hard. Moses seez sum Gypshun d00d beatin up a Joo laik Mosis.12 Mosis look round & not see no 1 and he go and capped teh Gypshun. He hided teh bodi in sand to makes it invisabl bodi.13 An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz wuz fightin! Mosis sez to teh guy whu started it, whi yoo whalin on anuther Jew? 14 An guy wuz like Your not teh bos of us! Yoo gonna cap me laik yoo cap Gypshun?!? An Mosis thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?

Somewhere between childhood and adulthood things went wrong. I thought things would just fall into place. I thought I was “gifted” and I thought it would all come to me as promised. Never thought I would be this fucked up. Never looked at myself and thought I would be this weak. Never thought I would need a “crutch”. Never thought I would need something just to get through a day. Never thought I would need this just to get out of bed in the morning. Never thought I would be addicted to something. Never thought I would be this crazy. Never thought I would need to do this without the structure I imagined in my dreams when I was a child. Never thought I would be able to. Never thought I could manage any of this alone. Never knew I could be so strong.