This represents the pinnacle of western civilization thus far:

It’s from a movie called “Free Enterprise“.

This may be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

Add to this list:

• Whenever you see that commercial with the stuff that you dip tarnished silver into and it instantly cleans it, you just have to have it, even though you have—at most— like two things made of silver to clean.

• Wearing pajama bottoms with leather jacket

I write songs about stuff that happens …

This kind of disproves Michael Moore’s thesis in “Bowling For Columbine”:
Canada police name college gunman. Police in Canada have named the gunman who went on a shooting spree in a Montreal college, killing a young woman, as 25-year-old Kimveer Gill.
Apparently, as Moore postulates (Canadians have far fewer violent killings, despite having free access to guns—I heard they hand them out on the street), Canadians aren’t any less likely to go on a killing spree than Americans. I still haven’t checked the statistics myself.

However, I don’t think bad grammar and spelling should be overlooked in this case either:
Blog of accused killer reveals dark character and bad spelling.

Petit Café

Originally uploaded by atöm.

So Bri, Gabby and I went for brunch yesterday at Petit Cafe in Carroll Gardens. As we walked in there was a line and to our left, a man who looked a lot like Rob Schneider of Deuce Bigalow/Countless Adam Sandler movies/SNL fame. I was pretty sure it was him. We found out from our waitress that it was, in fact, Robbie boy. He was tan, and more good-looking in person than you’d expect. I had to resist the urge to run up to him and take a picture, while proclaiming, “Rob Schneider, derp-de-derp! Until one day … tum-ta-tidlly tum-ta-tee, da derp de derp …” I would have liked to hear his amazing Elvis impersonation, however.