My friend Brittany posted this survey on Myspace.com so for some reason I thought it would be fun to fill out out.

Brittany, this is your fault. I could’ve done something meaningful with that hour. Here goes:

Your full name: Atom Louis DeSoto Ponce de Leon Branford Marsallis Jones-Smith III, Esq.
Height: 5’8 (I think)
Natural hair colour: dark brown -ish (I think)
Eye color: green (or “hazel”)
Number of siblings: 2
Glasses/contacts?: neither
Piercings: 4 (they may have closed though)
Tattoos: please
Braces?: never

FAVORITE
Color: green -ish
Band: The Tourist
Song: Bowie – Oh! You Pretty Things (had to pick one)
Stuffed animal: snoopy
Video game: Zelda, legend of
TV show: family guy
Movie: blade runner
Book: stranger in a strange land
Food: cookies!!
Game on a cell phone: chess
CD cover: anything by Dave McKean for Download or Skinny Puppy
Flower: Sunflower, tulip, Orchid
Animal: ORCA
Comic book: i dunno, Maus was pretty good
Cereal: hot oatmeal or farina.
Website: flickr.com
Cartoon: anything on adult swim

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: yes, guitar
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: not really, except when I’m sleeping maybe
Like to sing?: all the time
Have a job?: yes
Have a cell phone?: yes
Like to play sports?: yes but i suck at sports
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes
Have a crush on someone?: yes
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: no, they’re on the lawn
Have any special talents/skills?: lots, whaddya need?
Excercise daily?: a little, mostly walking
Like school?: yes, getting a master’s degree

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: yes, i think i have, but why, for God’s sake, WHY!?!
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: ow
Speak any other languages?: rudimentary Spanish
Go a day without food?: not really
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: 36 is the record
Read music, not just tabs?: a bit
Roll your tongue?: no
Eat a whole pizza?: rather not

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: can’t recall, don’t need to anymore
Cried to get out of trouble?: probably
Gotten lost in your city?: haha yes
Seen a shooting star?: yes, and I shot some myself, but don’t worry I missed
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: a bunch
Had a serious surgery?: no, all surgery is serious. Ever heard of a “funny” surgery?
Stolen something important to someone else?: yes, but my needs are more important.
Solved a rubiks cube?: no, but rubiks cube has solved me.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: don’t wear any, nudge, wink.
Cried over a girl?: daily.
Cried over a boy?: and then handed him a towel.
Kissed a random stranger?: yes, that was hot!
Hugged a random stranger?: ew, gross!
Been in a fist fight?: yes, the fist won.
Been arrested?: no, ah, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Done drugs?: ahem.
Done alcohol: … or maybe, alcohol does me?! shit, used that one alreday.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: milk comes out of my nose already, it’s a dispenser, need some?
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no, that’s a douchy thing to do! I’ll try it on Monday
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: durrr, no!
Swore at your parents?: whenever we talk. “Damn you mother! Stop putting hats on me!”
Been to warped tour?: no, Lollapalooza baby!
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: hm, don’t think so. That’s mean.
Been in love?: yes i am
Been close to love?: thought so several times.
Been to a casino?: wanna bet?
Ran over an animal and killed it?: don’t know if it died. God i hope so, quickly. wait, you said “animal,” right? ok.
Broken a bone?: no. want one?
Gotten stitches?: no, I don’t sew.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: No, I use a glock.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: blech.
Made homemade muffins?: no, but I like to butter them though.
Bitten someone?: uh huh. bite!
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yes/yes … EuroDisney here I come! psych!
More than 5 times?: yes, in one day. i got lost in the parking lot.
Been to niagra falls?: yeah but I forgot my barrel
Burped in someones face?: yeah, probably, volunteers welcome
Gotten the chicken pox?: Oh my, yes. I was 21. Worst case ever. Seriously.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: yesterday
Gone to the bathroom: i feel the urge
Saw a movie in theaters: last week, but i saw it in one theater.
Read a book: day before yesterday
Had a snow day: it’s been years
Had a party: my birthday in May
Had a slumber party: every night … with my girlfriend
Made fun of someone: constantly
Tripped in front of someone: DiiiiiiiiiiCK!
Went to the grocery store: couple days ago. bought meat.
Gotten sick: called in w/ a sinus infection headache yesterday
Cursed: not me. FUCK NO!

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: tomatoes! They’re both! (?)
Black/white: shades of gray
Lights on/lights off: for what?
TV/movie: movie on TV
Car/truck: goose/duck
Body spray/lotion: lube
Cash/check: bankcard
Pillows/blankets: both
Headache/stomach ache: both, often
Paint/charcoal: paint
chinese food/mexican food: hungry again in 30 min./farting a lot
Summer/winter: swintmer
Snow/rain: SNOW!!!
Fog/misty: OOOOeeeeeeeoooooo
Rock/rap: Walk This Way!!
Meat/vegetarian: Omnivorian
Boy/girl: Woman
Chocolate/vanilla: Mint Choc. chip
Sprinkles/icing: need both
Cake/pie: ca…. pi …… caaa …. CAN’T DECIDE!!!
French toast/french fries: french fries
Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries, God it’s like Sophie’s Choice!
Ocean/swimming pool: oh, man! … depends
Hugs/kisses: both
Cookies/muffins: muffin tops!
p33n/bewbz: p33n btween bewbz
Wallet/pocket: wallet, in pocket
Window/door: ceiling/floor
Emo/goth: uh….
Pink/purple: it changes color
Cat/dog: no, thanks, just had the cake and muffins
Long sleeve/short sleeve: long!
Pants/shorts: shorts w/ long sleeves!
Winter break/spring break: coffee break
Spring/autumn: hm … spring
Clouds/clear sky: clear sky
Moon/mars: mars … for spring break?

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: several
What are their names?: bob, bruce, beau, bernice, benny, beatrix, randolph
Do you have a best friend?: sure, several
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: i like all of my friends … oh … you mean … *blush*
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: hm? why, do you have more …?
Have you ever lost a friend?: yeah, found him by the funnel cake
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: see above
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: no. yes. whatever.
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?: been their friend!
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: hm … gotten me a job?
Do you miss any of your old friends?: no, they’re just old, not gone
What friend have you known the longest?: T.V.
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?: probably, but I was young and needed the money
If so, what is it?: ****** in the ******* with ***** *****. God, it’s great to get that off my chest!
How often do you spend time with your friends?: Often. OFTEN!!!
Do any of your friends drive?: any!
Has a friend of yours ever died?: no! why? who died? was it Bob?! Oh my God!!! BOB!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?: dumped stuff on people’s lawn?
What do you think your friends think of you?: they must think I’m a super-cool dude.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: yes, didn’t you ask that already?
If you have, with who?: with Gabrielle!
Are you single?: no
Are you in a relationship?: yes
If so, for how long?: around a year +
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: or two or three …. rrrowwwrrr
What is your idea of the best date?: she pays
What was your first kiss like?: was nervous, excited, the anticipation … the moment …
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: hm, don’t remember
Do you think love is a load of shit?: it’s a diaper full of hearts and flowers
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?: having sex with the opposite sex?
Have you ever been dumped?: sniff **
Have you ever dumped someone?: no, just stopped calling them back.

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: dippers
Hat: doop
Hard: pocky
Free: space
Space: dog
Taste: race
Good charlotte: harlot
Red: bed
Deep: impact!
Heart: f …. disease
Cord: short
Cheese: rake
Rain: cat, no, bird.
Work: jerk
Pedal: mettle
Head: metal
Bed: now
Fluff: feather
Hardcore: poop!
Race: run
Knife: white, butter
Jump: up!

I….
am: Atom
want: breakfast, then do work
need: see above
crave: coffee
love: music
hate: … um, potholes? no, tired feeling from not enough sleep
did: it!
feel: good.
miss: behaving!
am annoyed by: quite a bit actually
would rather: be sailing
am tired of: this long survey
will always: be myself

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?: electronic-mood-core
What time is it now?: 11:01
What day is it?: Saturday
Whens the last time you called someone?: She called me, a few minutes ago
How much money do you have right now?: none of your beeswax
Are you hungry?: yes, i just told you
Whatcha doin?: this friggin survey
Do you like parades?: sure
Do you like the moon?: love it!
What are you going to do when youre done with this?: apparently, go to the moon to have muffins
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?: wouldn’t you like to know
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: thought-typing
Have you ever had a picnic?: yeah and so did the ants!
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?: what’s a “skip-it”?
What about sock em boppers?: no, i only had bock me soppers
Are you wearing any socks right now?: yes, pervert!

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?: how am I funny? do I amuse you?
pretty?: beautiful
sarcastic?: yeah, right, sure , okay.
lazy?: never, of course I’m not la.. whatever.
hyper: NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
friendly?: shut up.
evil?: MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
smart?: I don’t like to toot my own horn. But, toot.
strong?: Wuss.
talented?: certainly.
dorky?: According to my girlfriend, “Dork!”